Aloha Louise's Sprinklerinos!
I love men. I love men because they’re soothing to look at, especially if they resemble Ryan Gosling. I love men because stubble is God’s gift to women and I love men because they are useful for a variety of needs. Granted I also think they’re big meanies, but in general they’re not so bad. You know what I hate about men though? They’re impossible to buy for and it is literally the bane of my life. If you think a university degree or climbing Everest is challenging you've clearly never had to buy Christmas presents for man folk.
Having said that, I love a good challenge (hence why you’ll
see me at the Chinese buffet more often than is socially acceptable to admit)
and therefore I have taken it upon myself to seek out twelve stonkingly good
presents for the men in our lives, for their use and enjoyment in the hopes
that it will one day lead to a ring on our finger, a kiss under the mistletoe
or a chance to rub our faces against their jaw stubble. I'm easy to please, can
you tell?
(Original image from Pinterest)
(Original image from Pinterest)
Have no fear, if you’re having an Amazon panic and contemplating
asking Father Christmas to cancel Christmas this year, I am here, in all my
glory. I shall be writing a separate gift guide for dad folk later on in the
week, this guide shall provide more suitable gifts for male companions and
brothers. Are you excited? Are you sitting on the edge of your seat? (I also
now have Queen stuck in my head, ‘another one bites the dust’ anyone?)
Gifts Up To £25
Shaving Set
iWallet
I've noticed a lot of my male friends use an iWallet, as the name suggests it's a handy iPhone case with built in slots for all your cards. Personally I love a good purse full of money receipts but I imagine men folk like to keep things simple. THIS iWallet from Debenhams is pretty standard, but it would do the job nicely! They can protect their phone and keep their cards intact, what more could you want from a wallet!
Men love food. This is just a fact. And if they’re at all similar
to Joey from Friends then they’re most likely a lover of a good meaty sandwich
or two. Granted I also love a good sandwich, given that they’re usually almost
entirely made up of carbs, but I'm going to pretend to be lady like and act as
though THIS book doesn’t excite me. If your man can open a few bits of
packaging and butter some bread, then I’d recommend the sandwiches book.
The Projecteo
The Projecteo is a gift suggestion
that Louise has been raving about, and I have to confess it is pretty hunky
dory. A projecteo allows you to reminisce over your snaps on the big screen
(THIS is a pretty bloomin’ brilliant blog review of the Projecteo in case your
mind is baffled) Louise has also said “When you place an order, you are
given a little code to share with friends. If they use your code when you
order, you are gifted $5 off your next order so that's a little bonus! My code
is FRIEND05Y3 so if you do decide to shop with them and fancy using it, feel
free. I don't think you get any money off but it's nice to share the love if
you want to (please don't feel pressured). For those wondering what I bought, I
ordered the Projecteo and a couple of wheels of Darcy snaps for Matt's stocking
this year. Hope he doesn't read this post! Eeep!!!"
Gifts Up To £50
If you haven’t heard of Breaking Bad by now then I salute
your resistance from social media and I wish I was ever so slightly more like
you. Breaking Bad has without a doubt been one of the most talked about television
shows this year and I have to confess, I am in love with it. At first I was
sceptical and only began watching to see if it was worth the hype, and within 3
episodes I was hooked. If your man person hasn't yet been sucked into the world
of Walter White I recommend you buy him the boxset HERE. He will love you
forever. Although I do apologise if he ignores you for the duration, I will not
be responsible for arguments.
Man Perfume
Of course you want your man smelling beautiful, I
love a good whiff of boyfriend, they always smell so manly and it’s usually
down to the cologne, given that I’m not a fan of the au natural smell. Cologne
is a pretty standard present for men, but one that we can all enjoy. Debenhams
have a vast range of men's fragrances HERE which are worth virtually sniffing. I’m
a lover of Gucci fragrances for me, so if you’re reading this and currently
smelling of Gucci, line up so I can have a whiff. Single file please.
I shall confess, I HATE war games. I think they’re too
violent and unnecessary. However I am aware that they’re hugely popular amongst
the male species and therefore you’ll most likely win girlfriend of the century
award if you indulge their fantasies and pop a copy of Call Of Duty under the
Christmas tree. You can buy the latest game on Amazon HERE. Why can’t men just
play Sims or Crash Bandicoot in their spare time? I don’t understand them.
I’m actually a huge fan of this gift. Many man folk wear
watches in order to know when it is socially acceptable to eat once again and I
genuinely think THIS watch is very charming and attractive. It could make any
wrist look sexy, no matter how hairy the hand attached is. I love that you can
have it engraved, it adds a nice personal touch whilst not screaming ‘this is
the male version of an engagement ring, run.. run a mile’ Subtle yet serious,
no?
Gifts Up To £100
Swanky Electric Razor
Similarly to the shaving set I shared earlier, men do enjoy
a good electric razor or two. Partly because it makes them feel rugged and
manly, but also because they know it means their girlfriend won’t be stealing
it to shave her legs. THIS razor from John Lewis looks pretty snazzy, and I
certainly won’t be putting it anywhere near my legs in fear that I’d chop them
off. An everyday essential that’s a little bit swanky (and gives you exclusive
access to their manual boring old Gillette)
Gift Experience
Men in suits are sexy. Fact. I’ve never bought a man friend
a suit, I’ve not quite reached that stage of adult life, plus they’re pretty
expensive. Having said that, I reckon if I left a boyfriend to buy his own suit
it certainly wouldn’t ooze as much sexiness had I of chosen it for him.
Therefore, do your fella a favour and make him look swanky this Christmas. Asos
have pretty eyelash futtering worthy suits; which you can have a browse at HERE one. I’ll have one of the models too if they're on sale also.
Cosy Hoodie
This is an entirely selfish gift idea I must confess. I'm a
lover of the boyfriend hoodie look and currently I am in need of a new one.
Therefore so is my boyfriend. I think I’d look good in THIS Superdry hoodie, as
I'm sure many of you fellow females will also. Let’s all match this Christmas
in man hoodies whilst feeling generous and economical. Sharing is caring!
That concludes my gift guide for men! I hope this has been vaguely useful for you! Men are notoriously difficult to buy for, but there is actually a pretty immense selection out there. That being said, I still don't enjoy shopping for men. It was fun having a browse for this gift guide though, I really do want that hoodie.
Toodlepip!
xx
That concludes my gift guide for men! I hope this has been vaguely useful for you! Men are notoriously difficult to buy for, but there is actually a pretty immense selection out there. That being said, I still don't enjoy shopping for men. It was fun having a browse for this gift guide though, I really do want that hoodie.
Toodlepip!
xx
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