Aloha Sprinklerinos,
I'm gonna be bold- I am a comedy genius. No, I joke (ha, pun intended), I'm not but I do make myself laugh sometimes. At least someone does eh?
I regularly hold back on social media because I'm a pretty private person and also because it scares me that strangers can see everything and I don't know what they might thing- oh hai Insecurities, welcome, welcome.
My personal Facebook though is quite the oasis. I'm a serial status updater and to be very blunt, some of those gems just need to be shared with the world, the Glitter World at least.
After no good thinking at all (I'm sleep deprived as usual and have had way too much sugar), I've decided to share a few of my favourites. Enjoy!
I realise I've done a poor job of hiding surnames but all the people here are YouTubers who you know anyway. Please don't FB stalk them or they won't be my friends anymore.
Did this tickle your pickle? Should I do this more often or is something that only makes me smile?
If this is entirely mad, blame the cocopops. Often I copy statuses over to my Glitter FB, which you can follow HERE.
Toodlepip!
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Thank you for making me smile this morning! <3
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ReplyDeleteDefinitely put a smile on my face this morning thank you! :)
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You are hilarious Louise! Never stop being you, you are amazing! xxx
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Loved reading this Louise! Really made me giggle! x
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The first one was definitely the best- love the legging commentary!
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Haha this is brilliant! I have to admit that I usually 'hide' over sharers from my homepage!
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Hahahahaha Louise x)
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Haha these made me giggle!
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Oh My God Louise you are my favourite person ever haha literal tears are rolling down my face haha Number 1 the news broadcast on your leggings was just hilarious but what really got me was the fact that after your journal log about your love Destiny's Child you followed it up with ' I bet a unicorn vagina is really magical' at that point I had broke down into a fit worried that my mum would come rushing up and call an ambulance because I was chocking on the tears from my laughter.
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This is hilarious! You are so funny!
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they are hilarious...just brightened up my morning after being rudely awoken by my neighbour.
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Well this brightened up my morning :)
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Made my day reading this :)
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This has brightened up my day. The first one is absolutly brilliant.
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These are funny!! They made my day! x
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You are so unbelievably funny Louise xx
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This is perfection in a post! I wish I was your friend on facebook purely for the first one ha!
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This was so hilariously funny! You are a comedy genius and the one about the leggings made me chuckle x
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After reading this I have to day that I have a whole new wave of respect for you. I found myself questionning 'Who watches Broadchurch on a Friday?', then I realised that only an insanely busy person waits four whole days to watch the wonderous programme. Four days of constant mothering, working and self-restraint all the while knowing a new episode of Broadchurch is out there waiting to be watched deserves a knighthood, or some kind of medal at least.
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ReplyDeleteThank you for the laughs. I needed them for I too am severely sleep deprived.
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Oh Louise thank you for putting a huge smile on my face and just making me laugh on a day where everything seems to have already gone wrong.
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Hahaha these are brilliant! The unicorn vagina one is my favourite, probably something I would say. Oh the greatness of social media - having constant reminders of our amazing thoughts and things we share.
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This post is sending me to bed with a smile on my face :) thanks for sharing you're humour Louise!
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lol I love your updates :)
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Loving this post! Yes, tin foil is definitely too noisy :)
ReplyDeleteThat just really cheered me up, Louise you are a genius.
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Hahaha, this is amazing Louise! Made my morning a little better :)
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Haha, that's hilarious! So great that your friends just join in on the fun. Seems like a lot of fun :)
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You're using Facebook perfectly. This is what I want to see on my newsfeed every single day. Thank-you. xxx
ReplyDeleteThis is brilliant! :P
ReplyDeleteI found these hilarious! Wish I could be your friend so I can see them all! X
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LOL these are too funny! I never, ever post on facebook but I would be so entertained by yours lol!
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This made me laugh so much, which is exactly what I needed today! Thank you Louise!! x
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The reports between you and your friends really made my day - Who knew leggings could be so fun?!
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Louise...Please PLEASE feel free to be yourself EVERYWHERE. You are very funny, very talented and you should not be so hard on yourself. You have gifts woman. BE YOU!!
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You are just hilarious! (in a nice of of course) XD
ReplyDeleteBahaha! This is great! I wish the people I followed on Facebook were this funny. All that's showing up in my newsfeed is complaints, extreme political articles, and descriptions of baby poop. Maybe I need to take the lead here and switch up that trend.
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Louise! You are hilarious, I needed a good laugh and the legging debacle made me giggle. On a train. In front of a lot of people. Never stop being so fabulous please, if I'm ever half as cool as you I'll be happy! xx
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The leggings post is the funniest thing I have read thiis year omg haha
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I think I seriously need to see these on my own timeline. You should seriously consider sharing your wit and comedic genius on your public page more often.
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Oh Louise! This is why I love you! You never fail to make me laugh and somehow reading this in a imaginary british accent in my head made it all the more entertaining. More more!
ReplyDeleteHaha oh Louise, your statuses are hilarious! Will have to get myself a pair of those leggings for sure!
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The first one was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing these statuses with us, they put a big smile on my face :)
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I literally just pissed myself reading this :')
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Those are really cute! I wish I used facebook more, but my mother is a fabulous facebook stalker and questions everything I post. I need wonderful pair of leggings like the ones you mentioned!
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Louise you have such a talent with words <3
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Louise I love these statuses! You are hilarious haha xx
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Louise, you should add stand up comedy to your show! Love it haha!
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For the sake of all that is HOLY, please be yourself! Don't hold back. PS Even though I'm in the US, I've been watching Broadchurch. I'm so happy it's come back for a second series!!
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